gah!

i'm banned from the computer by my parents AND my EEG was normal...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

here we go, something to lighten the mood:

This amused me.. heh

              YOU KNOW YOUR A `90s CHiLD WHEN:

1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCH!" (i think i have lol)
2. You watched the Pound Puppies. (nope) 
3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air." (maybe I could have at one point in time)
4. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish. (uhhh... yes... but i mean, come on! it was "in' then)
5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-Sitters Club and tried to start a club of your own. (heck yah!)
6. You owned those little Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls. (noo i had no idea wut strawberry shortcake was until 7th grade)
7. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on "Blossom." and "How rude!" comes from Stephanie on "Full House" (the "how rude' but no the "whoa"
8. Two words: M.C. Hammer (definately heard of him =DD)
9. If you have ever watched Fraggle Rock (nope)
10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars. (yes... and I luved them dearly)
11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales." (probably so) 
12. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.  (*nods head*)
13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head. (all the time!)
14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on the big screen. (no, but I support them now =DDD)
15. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail Day in computer class at school (YES YES YES YES YES!!!)
16. You played the game "MASH." (Mansion Apartment Shack House) <--(heck yah)
17. You wore a Jordache Jean jacket and you were proud of it. (no.. not this one)
18. L.A. Gear...light up shoes! ( always wanted a pair, but my mom was against them cuz u couldn't wash them without destroying the lights ) 
19. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in Kindergarten. (Noo i lived in europe most of kindergarten, things were different there lol)
20. You remember reading Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing and all the Ramona books. (awww ya i do!)
21. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF." (*blushes* yup)
22. You wanted to be a Goonie. (no... i didn't)
23. You even wore flourescent clothing...those colors were cool back then (ick ya)
24. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off. (sure do!)
25. You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf. (nope never got there)
26. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. (yes!! and they were AWESOME)
27. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets. (o i LUVED those!!)
28. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence. (*he he only on occasion*)
29. You remember Hypercolor T-shirts. (no... i don't)
30. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band. (barbie yes lol)
31. You thought She-Ra and He-Man should hook up. (nope..)
32. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged friendship bracelets. (awww sure did, sadly)
33. You owned a pair of jelly sandals. (always and forever, I luved htose things)
34. After you saw "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure" you kept saying "I know you are, but what am I?"  (no.. never got there either)
35. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up!" (*nods*)
36. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates. ( awww i sure do!!)
37. You even got seriously injured on a Slip 'n' Slide. (not SERIOUSLY...)
38. You have ever played with a Skip-It. (omg I've gone through like 50 of those!!)
39. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonald's. (more than I would've liked...)
40. You've gone through this list occasionally saying "awesome." (yes...)
41. You remember Popples. (nope)
42. "Don't worry, be happy." (=DDD)
43. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights. (yes, i remember doing this!)
44. You wore socks scrunched down. (i remember this too!)
45. "Miss Mary MACK MACK MACK, all dressed in BLACK BLACK BLACK, with silver BUTTONS, BUTTONS, BUTTONS all down her BACK, BACK, BACK!" (OMG I REMEMBER THAT!!!!!)
46. You remember boom boxes vs. CD players. (yes i do!)
47. You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies. (no... mom was against those)
48. You knew what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!" (i'm the only pesoN i kno who hadn't heard of care bears before 7th grade...)
49. You remember watching "Rainbow Brite" and "My Little Ponies." (sadly, yes)
50. You thought Doogie Howser was hot. (eww NO ONE was hot in first grade! lol) 
51. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac. (I wish..)
52. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool. (he he he yup)
53. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By the Bell." (no my mom was against that too)
54. You know all the words to Bon Jovi. (*blushes* well, only SOME)
55. You played and or collected "Pogs." (haha) (i think soo...)
56. You used to pretend that you could transform into a Power Ranger (no brett was the only one into power rangers...)
57. You've ever had a friendship-ending debate over who was better, power rangers or ninja turtles (not friendship ending, but close)
58. SWAT KATS (huh?)
59. Street Sharks (huh? again!)
60. Captain Planet (OMG HATTIE!!!) 
61. The Centurions (remember them too)
62. You can remember staying up late at night trying to beat games on your NES (nooo my mom was against video games until, like, 5th grade)
63. You remember Sour Warheads (i remember going on car trips and buying them at gas stations too lol)
64. You owned a vast collection of "action figures" (yup) 
65. You've ever eaten 8 times your daily recommended intake of sugar...in cereal... (only on my b-day!)
66. Speaking of Cereal...CoCo Puffs, Cap'n Crunch, Honey Comb, Pebbles, and FROOT LOOPS (FROOT LOOPS, my all-time kid favorite!!)
67. You fantasized about becoming a firefighter-policeman-ninja-astronaut-transformer (yes... i mean, no, of course not!) 
68. You remember Hook, the peter pan movie (*nods* and I liked it too)
69. Home Alone 1 & 2 (those were like my 2 fav movies dude!) 
70. You remember fun that didn't involve the internet (ummm, yah, I do...)

Eek, this is not cool...
I"m not really sure WHERE to start...
first I didn't make volleyball,
and then, well, there's THIS:

OK so just as planned, I go to school Monday with all intentions of telling each one of my teachers what is going on. First period, Im all freaking out tho, b/c i kno that after today things will never be the same. Then I go to second period, I've already told mchatton. He called my up to his desk, and so far I think i'm the only person that's been BEHIND his desk lol. He moved my seat so I didn't have any issues with the sub the next day. Very cool. THEN i get to third period, I was SO nervous though and totally freaking out. We had a quiz, and I couldn't focus at ALL. I had every intention of talking to ms. schusterman afterwards, but sadly she walked out of the classroom before I had the chance to. SO catherine and i agreed we'd talk to her tuesday. Then I'm off to 4th period, algebra, where, once again, i'm not exactly paying attention, i'm more concerned with talking to ms. dewease AFTER class. So class ends, spellie and I ask ms. dewease if I can talk to her. She says yes, and then we wait for everyone to LEAVE (like johnny) before I begin. I tell her, and she's like, ok i'm cool with that. and then we discuss what to do if somehting happens. Then she tells me she's seen almost everything (hmmm, makes me think) but to tell her what happens in my seizures. (i was so surprised, no one else had ever done that cept ms. b, that i was like "u mean to ME?") THEN she takes out her seating chart, asks me where I sit, and puts a pretty little circle around my name (don't i feel just SPECIAL?) and then tells me not to worry that that's "for her eyes only." So she's like thank you for telling me, and we leave. next is us history with ms. link. OK, so I didn't want to tell this women b/c, well, if you have her u'd kno why. Loren and I go up to her after class, and i ask to talk to her. Tehn we wait for eveyrone to leave, and ms. link makes her 6th period wait outside. I begin to talk, and the second I mention the word "epilepsy" ms. link falls bak on the desk she was standing by. I'm like i'm sorry!! then I'm like, things shouldn't be a problem in class. 5th period has never beena  problem before, then I was like, BUT... the cafeteria in the morning MIGHT be... tehn she's all freaking out and is like "WHY didn't u tell ms. this eralier??!?!" and i was like i promise i'll tell u if somehtng happnes, i'm SRY!!!! so then she's liek.... omg ok miss paige... and gives me a pass to sixth period... we leave, I thank loren, and then i'm off to theatre. I'm nervous the whole period. Right when the bell rings, the whole class leaves, and I stay and ask her to talk to her. she's like sure let's walk to lunch and talk. So we're walking, and when she starts locking her door, and that's about as far as we get. I tell her wut's going on, then i mention NOT mentioning this to my mom. I told her why not, then I started crying. (i see trouble already) I explain everything. Then spell walks in, and ms. b's like, u do realize if (heh ya RIGHT) and when u do have a siezure, ms. wallace AHS to tell ur mother? and I'm like well sort of cuz we kinda stopped that once stuff was happening everday last year. Then she tells me about wut she did this summer. (might i add that not many ppl read my xanga, so I'm not concerned about the whole world reading this, BUT, DON"T REPEAT ANYTHING FROM THIS POINT FORWARD to anyone!!) she was at an orphanage in russia and apparently one of the little boys there had really bad epilepsy (and grand mal seizures) And i'm just like awwwwwwww and then we birng up the spoon incident. don't ask if you dont kno. then we start talking about power of prayer =DDD then ms. b's like, ok i'm going to talk to ms. wallace and i think you two should talk, and i promise I will make SURE your mother doesn't find out about htis. So i'm like ok... hugs and then lunch. then in advisory, i get called to the nurse. so she tells me she's known for 2 years now that my mother was like that (ha ha and i haven't, that's a new thing for me) and then she looks up my schedule, asks me who i haven't talked to yet (schusterman) and then told me she'd tell her, and send an e-mail to my other teachers too. She's like, ok, WELL mchatton u shouldn't really have a problem with, his wife (teaches at beck) had a kid with really bad epilepsy last year. So i'm like ooo ok. and tehn she goes, I dont' think anyone else'll have aproblem either, but ms. link'll prolly freak. and i was like YUP.
So i've just destoryed my school year and gotten 4 of my teachers to hate my mother. good for me.
the next day, irealized how bad things were gonna get. in teh morning in the cafeteria, as i'm leaving, ms. link is like "good morning MISS paige!" and i'm like good morning.. then she' slike "are you SURE you're ok? nothing's happened? b/c remember you promised you'd tell me if something happneed' and i'm like o GREAT... (and ya i'm fine lol)
then the NEXT day, my locker jams, ms. link has the key, I ask her to unlock it, she does, and then she's like "anytime you need me to open ur locker, just let me kno, i'd be happy to. and anytime you feel like giving me a heart attack, just tell me how ur life is"

ok i'm happy now. lol
we figured out a plan:
Here are my "danger" periods,when I have the most seizures, in the frequency order: 1, 6/7, 8, 2
I tell ms. b when she gets back, on monday. I explain what's been going on and how this could kinda sorta... get in the way. I make her swear on her life she will NOT get my mother involved in this.
THEN
I talk to mchatton (2nd period) that same day, i explain what's going on, tell him not to get my mother involved, tell him about skipping tests if something big happens, and we're not sure if we're telling him or not that my other teachers may not be aware of this, i need to talk to spell about aht. anyways,

6th period  is w/ ms. b again
7th period is lunch and MS ROBINSON IS THERE! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8th period is athletics, and they've seen/heard enough there, i'm not even gonna bother.

I feel so much better now. although i DO want to tell mchatton tomorrow, but i think it's better to wait till monday, spell if you read htis lemme kno wut u think.

hmmm... i don't kno wut to do now...

i have ms. b, student aide, first period...how? why? NO
and even worse, stephanie knows (SARAH!) and, of course, ms. b doesn't... what is going to happen? i don't kno 6th graders!!!! i need help now... ANYONE!!!!!????????